He told me they were just razor bumps!
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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