Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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