whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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