At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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