somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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