"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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