so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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