Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Too much gin, very little bucket
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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