Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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