just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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