I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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