Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  just do him I won't tell jon

  (1-269): View more from Michigan

  um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): just do him I won't tell jon (1-269): um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore http://tfl.nu/l9xs
  Replies (7) Good night (810) Bad night (2456)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome. http://tfl.nu/21pe
  Replies (22) Good night (29005) Bad night (1088)
• Favorite

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (952): I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband. http://tfl.nu/celm
  Replies (17) Good night (1903) Bad night (3714)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Well how do you think I feel

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  fair enough

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate (401): Well how do you think I feel (860): fair enough http://tfl.nu/zhgr
  Replies (39) Good night (9492) Bad night (758)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face." http://tfl.nu/mi59
  Replies (27) Good night (1159) Bad night (4150)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no. http://tfl.nu/n7ti
  Replies (6) Good night (5274) Bad night (933)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT http://tfl.nu/3806
  Replies (17) Good night (4604) Bad night (1035)
• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots. http://tfl.nu/tjxa
  Replies (1) Good night (831) Bad night (2701)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am http://tfl.nu/kql6
  Replies (10) Good night (888) Bad night (3972)
• Favorite

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (501): One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/77ib
  Replies (6) Good night (1050) Bad night (2828)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me. http://tfl.nu/pfoh
  Replies (7) Good night (3175) Bad night (841)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight. http://tfl.nu/gkvw
  Replies (3) Good night (1269) Bad night (666)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute. http://tfl.nu/6j0u
  Replies (2) Good night (540) Bad night (263)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.

  (727): View more from Florida

  I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude. (727): I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.' http://tfl.nu/bvh3
  Replies (2) Good night (768) Bad night (216)
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so.... http://tfl.nu/u1xp
  Replies (4) Good night (513) Bad night (189)

Randomize