Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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