yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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