brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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