I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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