Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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