Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
