is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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