so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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