I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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