This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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