he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I supernannyed him into submission
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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