sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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