Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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