I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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