I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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