Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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