I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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