S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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