what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?