I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.