plz talk dirty to me
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome