Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination