I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She's the barista slut.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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