Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Do vagina's smell?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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