Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
