What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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