Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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