Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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