Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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