I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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