Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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