talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
There's always time for handjobs
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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