i would punch a child for taco bell
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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