She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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