Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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