also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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