Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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