So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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