do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
dude i'm inner monologue high
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
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i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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