Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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