She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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