He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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