Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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