Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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