god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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