I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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