Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Randomize
