their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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